taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

ALSO IF YOU THINK THE COURSE WORK WILL GET EASIER AS YOU MOVE ON AND YOU CAN CONTINUE BREEZING THROUGH COURSES YOU ARE SO SOS OS SS OS SOS SO SO WRONG DONT BE THAT A+ STUDENT WHO ALMOST FAILS OUT OF THE FIRST CLASS THAT SHOWS ANY DIFFICULTY

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Anonymous said: Tell me about your first kiss

Gene Simmons

artycmonkeys:

Winslow Homer, Sunlight on the Coast (1890) / Arctic Monkeys, I Wanna Be Yours (2013)

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

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tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

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mind-b-l-o-w-i-n-g:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT WHY WASN’T I INVITED
CREDIT HBU.